တီဗီြစေလာင္း လုိင္စင္ေၾကးကို ငါးေသာင္းသို႔ နအဖ ျပန္ေလွ်ာ့ခ်ေပးကြၽႏ္ုပ္တို႔၏ သတင္းေထာက္ ေပးပို႔သည္
ဇန္န၀ါရီ လဆန္းပိုင္းမွစ၍ တီဗြီစေလာင္းလိုင္စင္ ႏွစ္စဥ္ေၾကးကို နအဖစစ္အစိုးရက က်ပ္(၁၀)သိန္းအထိ တိုးျမႇင့္ခဲ့ရာ ျမန္မာျပည္သူမ်ားအၾကား မေက်နပ္မႈမ်ား ႀကီးထြားလာသျဖင့္ ယခုအခါ ႏွစ္စဥ္ေၾကးကို က်ပ္ငါးေသာင္းႏႈန္းသို႔ ျပန္လည္ ေလွ်ာ့ခ်ေပးခဲ့ေၾကာင္း သတင္းရရွိသည္။ က်ပ္ငါးေသာင္းသို႔ ျပန္လည္ ေလွ်ာ့ခ် သတ္မွတ္ေပးသျဖင့္ ယခုအခါ ရန္ကုန္ၿမိဳ႕ေန ျပည္သူမ်ား တီဗီြစေလာင္းမ်ားကို ျပန္လည္ တပ္ဆင္ေနၾကၿပီျဖစ္ေၾကာင္း သတင္းရရွိသည္။ စီအန္ဂ်ီခြဲတမ္းမ်ား ႐ုတ္တရက္ ေလွ်ာ့ခ်သည့္ ကိစၥႏွင့္ စေလာင္းလိုင္စင္ေၾကး အဆမတန္ တိုးျမႇင့္လုိက္သည့္ ကိစၥမ်ားသည္ ျမန္မာျပည္သူလူထု၏ သည္းခံႏိုင္စြမ္းအေပၚ စစ္အစိုးရက ေသြးတိုးစမ္းေနျခင္း ျဖစ္ပံုရေၾကာင္း ႏိုင္ငံေရး ေလ့လာသူမ်ားက သံုးသပ္ေျပာဆိုသည္။
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Different types of government
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord
takes some of the milk.
PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The
government takes them and puts them in a
barn with everyone else's cows. You have
to take care of all the cows. The
government gives you as much milk as you
need.
BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two
cows. The government takes them and puts
them in a barn with everyone else's
cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken
farmers. You have to take care of the
chickens the government took from the
chicken farmers. The government gives
you as much milk and as many eggs as the
regulations say you should need.
FASCISM: You have two cows. The
government takes both, hires you to take
care of them, and sells you the milk.
PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your
neighbors help you take care of them,
and you all share the milk.
RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows.
You have to take care of them, but the
government takes all the milk.
DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The
government takes both and shoots you.
SINGAPOREAN DEMOCRACY: You have two
cows. The government fines you for
keeping two unlicensed farm animals in
an apartment.
MILITARIANISM: You have two cows. The
government takes both and drafts you.
PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your
neighbors decide who gets the milk.
REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two
cows. Your neighbors pick someone to
tell you who gets the milk.
AMERICAN DEMOCRACY: The government
promises to give you two cows if you
vote for it. After the election, the
president is impeached for speculating
in cow futures. The press dubs the
affair "Cowgate".
BRITISH DEMOCRACY: You have two cows.
You feed them sheeps' brains and they go
mad. The government doesn't do anything.
BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first
the government regulates what you can
feed them and when you can milk them.
Then it pays you not to milk them. After
that it takes both, shoots one, milks
the other and pours the milk down the
drain. Then it requires you to fill out
forms accounting for the missing cows..
ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you
sell the milk at a fair price or your
neighbors try to kill you and take the cows.
CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell
one and buy a bull.
HONG KONG CAPITALISM: You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly
- listed company, using letters of
credit opened by your brother - in - law
at the bank, then execute a debt /
equity swap with associated general
offer so that you get all four cows
back, with a tax deduction for keeping
five cows. The milk rights of six cows
are transferred via a Panamanian
intermediary to a Cayman Islands company
secretly owned by the majority
shareholder, who sells the rights to all
seven cows' milk back to the listed
company. The annual report says that the
company owns eight cows, with an option
on one more. Meanwhile, you kill the two
cows because the fung shiu is bad.
ENVIRONMENTALISM: You have two cows. The
government bans you from milking or
killing them.
FEMINISM: You have two cows. They get
married and adopt a veal calf.
TOTALITARIANISM: You have two cows. The
government takes them and denies they
ever existed. Milk is banned.
COUNTER CULTURE: Wow, dude, there's
like... these two cows, man. You got to
have some of this milk.
SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The
government requires you to take
harmonica lessons.
LIBERTARIANISM: You have two cows. One
has actually read the constitution,
believes in it, and has some really good
ideas about government. The cow runs for
office, and while most people agree that
the cow is the best candidate, nobody
except the other cow votes for her
because they think it would be "throwing
their vote away."
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